Suddenly, Jon's bedroom door flew open and Mikey ran in. "Don't get Ms. Warren in any trouble, Jon. It's ... uh ... it's all consensual."
"What?" Jon asked, astonished yet again. "Mikey, what the hell are you talking about?"
His little brother dropped his shoulders, making it seem like he had just been caught doing something really terrible and was going to be punished for it very soon. "Well ..."