"It's Sarah," Jon said, sounding astonished.
"What about her?" Karyn asked.
"She's using a love potion to make guys love her and to make girls want to be her."
"What? That's impossible. How could Sarah have a love potion?"
"Come on, Karyn. It makes a little bit of sense, doesn't it? Sarah's hot, sure, but she's a total bitch. Why would girls want to be like that? And why would guys want to date her? Suddenly, if you think about it, it all makes perfect sense."
"But I don't want to be like her," Karyn said. "And you don't want to date her. So why is her potion not affecting us?"