"I'm so glad that I have a daughter like you. Did I ever tell you that?"
"Oh, Mom," Zoe said, blushing.
"If only I could say something like that about Jon," Jane said. "Honestly, I can't figure out how he turned out this way. Why does he have to be so rebellious?"
"I'm sure it's just a phase, Mom," Zoe said. "He'll grow out of it."
"I hope so."
As Jon walked in a direction away from home, he got a call on his cellphone. This time, fortunately, it wasn't his bitchy mom. Instead it was ...