It seems that during the night a fairy had used some fairy dust on him... and it was pretty obvious which... The Feminine Fairy had gotten some dust on him, maybe it was on its way to Zoe or something, but it had clearly made some sort of mistake because his skin had become smooth as butter and his finger and toenails were painted red, his hair had lengthened to his shoulders and was wavy, but other than that no other changes
Hopefully he could fix this