Wow. Talk about pathetic! You sit there at your computer and do what you want with my life, play with it like it's some kind of toy, and I'm supposed to take pity on you? Yeah, that's gonna happen Could you sense the sarcasm? No, I'm not going to change you back. Besides, for all you know, I worded my wish so that it couldn't be reversed. You might be stuck like this for the rest of your life.
But that's what you wanted, isn't it? I mean deep down, haven't you always wanted this. Besides, who the hell are you to expect compassion from me? There are a few of you out there who seem to take such pleasure in destroying my life, and the lives of my family and friends. Well, I've decided to make an example of you. I know what you're thinking Hell, I'm watching you right now. One of the perks of being the one actually holding the wishing rock. In fact, Tag1702, I know everything about you. If I felt like it, I could reveal some extremely embarrassing insights to the other authors, but I think that would hinder my plan. You see, for what I have in store, I think its better that you remain anonymous. People have a much harder time torturing somebody when they have a name to attach. I could make your life miserable, and believe me, it's gonna happen. On the other hand though, it's always a little more fun when you bring friends along.
So, you wanna take me down a peg, ruin my life? While, payback's kind of a bitch hey, just like you right now! Sorry, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. I suppose I should tell you what I have in store for you. You see, I want you to know what I've gone through, what you've put my family, my best friend, and even my enemies through. So, here goes
Keep in mind, by the way, that by the time you read this, I'll have long since said these wishes aloud. Just food for thought
I wish that you were at the mercy of the other authors on fiction branches. I wish that whatever they type in this branch would come to pass for you. I also wish that you would be fully aware of every wish that they make and, and this is the dinger by the way, the rest of the world would continue to remember you as you were before your recent transformation. Furthermore, I wish that after each wish is made, you would feel compelled to come back and tell our readers about your experiences in graphic detail when appropriate
So, you still think it's funny to mess around with people's lives? Oh, I know that you're hoping that your fellow authors will take pity on you, try and help you, but I think that you're being a little overly optimistic. A lot of them seem to get their kicks the same way you do, and I really don't think they'll come to your rescue. Still, it's nice that you have hope. It looks cute on you, and maybe you're right. Maybe they will feel bad and try to save you. I could make a wish you know, and make sure that they don't, but you look so cute with that little glint of hope in your eyes. I'm not ready to diminish that yet. By the way, just some friendly advice, you might wanna invest in something a little sexier LOL.
Enjoy your life. I'll be watching.
