Being a pussy - random story

All these ideas are starting to overwhelm you, you don't know where to begin! So, you ask fate to decide for you.
"I wish that some random story would play out that would turn me into a girl's vagina, and that when the story was over everything would go back to the way it is now."
A powerful tiredness comes over you, and you can't resist the urge to close your eyes, just for a second.
When you open them again, you find...