The Perfect Party

"...That as soon as people arrive here for the party, the men will immediately think that I am their best friend and find themselves thinking that I am so cool that they would do almost anything for me. I wish that the women will also immediately think that I am their best friend and want to do almost anything for me but I wish that all of the women would also find me very attractive and would secretly want to have sex with me." Jon grinned as he left his room; he was going to be the hit of the party!