"Wait a minute, wait a fucking minute" thought Jon.
"Some guys start to flirt with her and her entire personality takes a 360?!"
"Not only that, but she has the gall to ask me to make her even prettier just so she can hook up with other guys?"
"Is this what they call getting cucked? I think it is... And I'm not liking it."
"I'm sorry Karyn but you're going full Sarah and someone needs to straighten you back out. I'll grant your wish but with a twist"