"You're a nudist."
Suddenly, his dad's clothes disappeared. Now Jon and his dad had seen each other naked before. After his parents divorced, Jon and his older brother Matt moved in with their dad, while Jon's sister Zoe and little brother Mikey moved in with their mother. Since then, casual nudity was something that they were all used to. But something else was happening as well; Jon's clothes were disappearing as well! Now Jon was just as naked as his father! Why am I naked also? Jon wondered. Fortunately, being comfortable with their mutual nudity prevented him from acting oddly until he could find the answer.
"Of course I'm a nudist," said his dad. "Why wouldn't I be? I mean, I was fine wearing clothes before the divorce, but since then, I've gone back to nudism. I'm so glad that you and Matt were fine with me getting a job back at the nudist community where I grew up and moving here with me."
"Of course we're fine with it, Dad," said Jon. "I actually really enjoy nudity now."
"Good," said Dad. "Now is there anything else you needed, son?"
