Rachel tapped her foot in impatience, then rang the doorbell again. "Where is that bastard?" she muttered to herself. "Off screwing his neighbor?" When there was still no answer, she tried to force the door open, only to find that the door was unlocked. "Idiot," she muttered. Well, whatever. Better to not see him at all. She'd just go inside, grab the stuff of hers that he still had, and leave. Then she'd be done with him for good. She couldn't believe that she actually trusted him, and actually thought of marrying him. She figured that being the son of a preacher ... well, she supposed you really couldn't judge a book by its cover.
She looked all over the house and found a couple of her things, then she found something in the living room that seemed odd to her. It looked like a magic lamp, you know, like from that Aladdin movie. What was it doing here? Joseph didn't strike her as the type of person to have one of these things. Seeing that it was a little dusty, she rubbed it, and got a shock when she saw smoke (green and also red) pouring out of it. "What the hell?" she exclaimed, dropping the lamp on the floor and taking a few steps back. Then two forms appeared in front of her. When the smoke cleared, she saw two beautiful women, dressed like genies, one in green and one in red. They were genies. Real genies!
"Oh my god!" Rachel yelled out, her eyes wide.
