(Author's Note: This episode was previously, for the most part, written by DocLock, with some minor errors fixed.)
John got in his car and watched, trying to spot his precious orb before it caused more havoc.
Then he saw a dorky-looking college kid getting nervously out of his car.
"Crap, that guy doesn't know what he's heading into," John said to himself, but before he could yell out, the newcomer was hit with a beam and John and the store owner watched as the college kid morphed. His hair stayed short, but he gained piercings and his shirt became a fishnet top over a black bra, and his face kept its strong jaw, but became definitely female. His shorts became a leather skirt and socks and sneakers became thigh highs and boots. The new him (now her) put on some fresh lipstick and bit her lip playfully as she joined another convert from the protest group and they walked with their hands on each other's asses into the store.
John then had the first brilliant idea since making the orb. If it was around, then all he had to do was ...
"I wish the orb would come back to me," he yelled out the window.
The orb flew through his window and he ducked a blast from the store before grabbing the orb. The orb felt shameful. Or at least its glow said it did. It glowed dimmly and vibrated gently in John's grip.
"You had me worried sick!" John said. "Do you know what you've done?"
John heard footsteps and as he turned, he felt an incredible pain and blacked out.
