(Author's Note: This episode was previously, for the most part, written by DocLock, with some minor errors fixed.)
The owner of the sexy lingerie store looked out at the protesters across the street, and muttered under his breath "If only I could turn them into my customers. I wish I had a way of making those people out there into the sexual 'deviants' they're so against." He sighed, then turned away from the window.
Nearby, the orb, floating above a rack of corsets, began to glow.