(Author's Note: This episode was previously, for the most part, written by Eshophony, with some minor errors fixed.)
Studying her up and down, John muttered "Wow, you do really look different ... personality and everything." Cassie blushed as she realized John was talking about her. "Yes, yes..." he went on. "Black hair is gone, no more dark clothing ..."
"Woah," Cassie interrupted with wide-eyed. "I've been, like, having sad dreams about being a brunette. That's really weird and cool. Are you a psychic-ologist?" she asked, sounding even more bimboish than before. "I get off in a few hours, but I could, like, go right now. You know, if you wanted?" she asked, eager to please the man she loved.
John was stunned at how easy this was going. The orb worked its miracle, but perhaps there was more that it could do. Cassie, now with her elbows on the counter and hands on her cheeks, was just beaming at John. "Well," he began. "It turns out I do dabble in, uhh, psychic-ology, but if you'd like to come back to my lab, I could show you a few other things." And then he let out a sly grin.
"I'd love that! I'm Cassie, by the way," she said, giggling.
