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As the day went on, Tim's panic subsided. He tried so hard to break his body out of Candi's control, but it was utterly useless. There was no use wasting the mental energy, so he fell into her routine. Cheerily answering calls, giggling at compliments from the male office staff, doing a bit of online shopping.
And he realized, Candi's job wasn't so bad! The reception area was like their own private office - cut off from the commotion inside the agency. Besides, he was studying chemical engineering. It's not like advertising made sense to him, anyway.
It wasn't until the front door clicked shut that he realized the day was already over. He saw the large, clean, trendily decorated living room and realized they must be at Candi's apartment. Had he really zoned out so much that he'd gone through the entire work day and driven here without noticing? And how could he and Candi both drive the same car?!
He realized, though, that he still couldn't ask any questions.
"Here we are!" Candi and Tim said, still in unison, "Isn't it great? With all the money I got for signing up for the program I was able to hire a great decorator. And wait 'till you see all the awesome clothes I bought!"
Program? So she signed up for this!? It seemed like she was the only one who knew what was going on... right now Tim's only hope was for Candi to realize how fucked up this all was. But instead, she seemed to be enjoying it! He walked with her through the apartment to a large bedroom and threw open the walk in closet.
"Isn't it amazing?" They asked. Tim felt his eyes scanning row after row of clothes - there were two of everything. One, it seemed, in her size, and one in his. Then Tim realized what this meant. It was bad enough that he was stuck moving and talking like Candi - but focusing on his own clothes helped ground his mind. Now he was going to have to dress like her?
"I bet you hated being cooped up in that stuffy office as much as I did," Candi said, even though the words rolled off his tongue too. "It's time to unwind and catch some rays!" Tim and Candi turned together to face the dresser inside the closet. They both reached for the same drawer and pulled it open. Tim felt his lips curl into a smile as he pulled out the small pieces of pink and orange colored fabric.
Tim's hands immediately went to his belt and unbuckled it, then started unbuttoning his dress shirt. More than ever before he wanted to scream. He had to end this before... before it got even worse! But he continued to disrobe with a huge smile on his face, finally kicking the last vestiges of his old life into a corner of the closet.
He was too freaked out to even notice that the most gorgeous woman he'd ever met was just as naked, barely a foot away. He could only see out of the corner of his eye, but her body was incredible. Huge, pert tits and a perfectly toned ass. She definitely worked out. He tried to think about how hot this would normally be - naked in some hot chick's bedroom. But he couldn't even give himself a boner. Instead he pulled the bikini bottoms up over his hips, the soft neoprene just barely covering his manhood.
They both wrapped a bandeau style bikini top around their chests, easily fastening in the back. A tall mirror was beside them, they both turned and struck the same pose. Candi looked stunning. Tim looked ridiculous. But their faces both wore the same look of confidence. Without another word they padded together out to the kitchen, each grabbing a fruity wine cooler out of the fridge, then a gossip magazine from the coffee table, before opening the sliding door to the balcony facing the neighborhood outside.
No! Tim couldn't go out there looking like this! But he did. They both did, because it was what Candi always did on a sunny afternoon. And now so did Tim. They took a seat on the double-wide lounge chair and leaned it back. The popped open their bottles and took a sip - Tim felt a slight rush as the sweet alcoholic liquid passed his lips. They started reading about the latest celebrity gossip, the sound of birds chirping and distant traffic in the background, slowly sipping their drinks. Soon, Tim felt his eyelids begin to grow heavy...
