Jeff's knees went weak for a moment. What he was seeing shouldn't have been possible. Was it a dream? Was he hallucinating? What the hell was that flash?
Adam, for his part, didn't seem to notice the blinding flash, even though the light seemed to concentrate right on him. Instead, a big grin was plastered on his now-ruby red lips. And a skimpy red bikini was plastered on his body.
"Well, are we heading to the beach or what?" Adam said through his bright smile.
"Huh?"
"You said we were going to have a beach day, silly!" Adam shifted his weight and cocked his hips, and Jeff suddenly noticed why his friend and coworker suddenly seemed taller - it was the pair of wedge sandals on his feet. They, nor the near complete lack of fabric on his body, seemed to bother him at all.
"But... didn't you... the gun..."
"Yeah I know you wanted to show me that stupid toy from your work. Obviously it's a piece of junk, so go get your trunks on and let's get out of here! I can't wait to lay in the sun!"
"Wait. Hang on! Adam..."
"What? You want to stay in and watch some dumb sports game? Ugh. Maybe I should go ask your neighbor. We can have a girls day at the beach instead! And maybe we'll meet some guys that are more adventurous than my boyfriend!"
"Boyfriend?! Wait a second! Don't you see what's going on here??"
"All I see is a guy who still can't commit to anything. I saw the way you looked at Joanna. You men are all the same!"
Jeff was speechless. He looked at the zapper, still in his hand. How could it do this? Why would it do this?? All he could think to do was try using it again. He raised up the ray gun and pulled the trigger, with no idea what might happen next.
