"What... is it?"
"I still have no idea."
Adam and Jeff were sitting on Jeff's couch, staring at a small, metal cube on the coffee table. It had been in a nondescript box in front of Jeff's door when he arrived. Both men were confused when they pulled the silver object out. Barely an inch across on either side, it seemed unusually heavy for its size.
"Is it a box?" Adam asked.
"But how does it open? No hinges."
"And no buttons. Switches. Anything."
"Maybe it's a paperweight?" Jeff pondered.
"Tenenbaum's Next Big Thing!!" Adam remarked sarcastically. He picked up the cube and set it on a stack of Jeff's mail. "It works!"
"Good enough for me," Jeff said with a laugh. "Let's watch the game."
"I thought you'd never ask! Let me grab some beers."
