There was a mad scientist who lived in an apartment alone.
He work tirelessly on trying to make a universal remote capable of doing anything.
He had had many failures and had just finished his most recent attempt.
His super computer was printing out the analyses of the device and explained what it would be capable.
He read the paper over and said "This is almost as useless as that body swapping phone I made last week!"
He then threw the device and the paper with the analyses out of the window thinking it would land in the dumpster below, but there was a gust of wind that blew it into the sidewalk.
In the middle of the side walk laid the device and the the paper explain what it was on the ground, and the device was...
