Rick was still looking to reaffirm his sexuality. He couldn't believe Danny had kissed him! He wasn't gay! He needed to find some babe and hook up with her. He needed to slam his penis into her over and over. He paused for a second. That wasn't quite right. He looked down at his smooth crotch. He clearly didn't have a penis, but he also clearly had memories of having sex with one. He was having trouble reconciling the two thoughts.
Then he saw the most gorgeous blond woman he had ever seen in his life. His panties were getting moist just looking at her. He tried a few pick up lines, but she looked at him in disgust, "Sorry, she said, I don't date freaks!"
Rick was enraged, and he was about to say something stupid when he heard a voice.
"She may not like you, but I'm VERY interested."
Rick turned around to see a woman. She had tattoos all over her arms. He face wasn't the prettiest, but he guessed she'd do. Her body wasn't bad. The two were soon making out.
