"What happened to you two?" Ted asked. "How did you change into ... well ... sluts?"
Laura smiled at the other woman, who smiled back, then looked at Ted. "It was, like, those two dildos."
"Yeah," the other woman said.
"Dildos? I don't understand," Ted said.
"They're, like, magic or something," Laura explained.
"Yeah. They, like, changed us into sluts." She giggled. "I love being a slut."
"Me too," Laura said, then giggled.
Ted didn't believe in magic, but maybe there was something to this. "Show me where they are."
Soon, the three of them were in the Ferguson's garage, looking at the two dildos sitting on the floor.
"So, how did it happen?" he asked. Maybe they were laced with something. Something that changed them. Some sort of drug maybe? But why would a couple of prudes even have dildos in the first place?
"I, like, touched one of them," Laura said. "And it, like, started changing me real slow. But then me and Margie tried to destroy them by burning them, although I don't know why. I think having a couple of dildos around is, like, a fun idea."
"They're not burned," Ted pointed out. Laura was a bit of a ditz now, maybe she was having memory problems.
"I know that, silly," Laura said. "I think it ... uh ... used the fire or something ... to change us?"
"You mean it absorbed the energy from the fire and then used it to change you?" he asked, trying to clarify.
"Yeah, that's it!" Laura said, getting excited. "You're, like, so smart."
Ted looked back at the dildos. Could it possibly be that what these two women were saying actually happened? If so, all he had to do was set them on fire in the vicinity of a bunch of women and they'd all turn into insatiable sluts and whores. And not only that, but they'd also become bimbos. Sexy and dumb. Perfect.
"Okay, we did as you asked," the other woman (Margie) said. "Now, can I, like, suck your cock?"
