"I already figured out some ways to destroy the thing," Laura said.
"Oh? What do you have in mind?" Margaret asked.
"Well, my first idea was to cut it up into small pieces," she said, walking over to a small work bench and picking up a saw. "I think you could use this thing to do it."
"Me? What about you? You're already further along than I am," Margaret said.
"Further along? Wait a minute, you didn't touch it, did you?" Laura asked, becoming alarmed.
"Actually, I did. Just before I called you."
"I'm so sorry. I didn't mean for any of this to happen. I only wanted to destroy the thing, not unleash it on my friends."
"It's okay, Laura. We're fixing it now. That's all that matters."
Laura smiled weakly, then said "So how are we going to decide who goes first?"
"Flip a coin?" Margaret asked.
"How about rock, paper, scissors?" Laura suggested.
Margaret shrugged, then nodded. And after they went through one round, it was decided. The one to try to destroy the dildo first would be ...
