Soon, the entire café was filled with heaving and moaning lesbians. Lindsay and Dawn continued to make out, as did Abigail and Grace, Brandy and Donna, Barbie (formerly Bobby) and Melissa, and Jeri (formerly Jerry) and Teri (formerly Ted). The melody had not yet left the building, so Sydney was not yet affected by it. She continued to scribble away in her diary, as if nothing were different.
And as all this was happening, the door to the café opened and in walked ...
