Tim sighed. He was hanging out with his best friend, Biff (captain of the football team), and the cheerleading squad. Unfortunately, all the cheerleaders were fighting for Biff's time, leaving Tim all by himself with not even Biff to keep him company. At the beginning of the year Biff arranged to have Tim be the school mascot to help get him some chicks in attempt to get him laid. It had failed, but Biff still tried. It was this reason they were out tonight, Biff figured if he took the whole cheerleading squad to a remote location, one of them might be attracted to Tim instead of Biff. Kelly, Tracy, Tammy, Britney, Shelly, Krissy, and Donna were all trying to get into Biff's pants. It was then they all spotted a light outside. Biff wanted to explore, so everyone followed.
"oh, Biff, hold me, I'm scared!" shouted Krissy as she held onto him.
"I'm cold, Biff. Could I borrow your jacket?" Donna, who was wearing the tightest, shortest skirt, and lowest tank top asked as she basicly grabbed it off them, separating Krissy and Biff.
"Where'd rat face go?" Asked Tammy.
"Yeah, where is what's his name, you know, your friend?" Kelly asked Biff.
It was at this point a light swallowed all the girls and Biff as well.
