Dean looked at the five cards in his hand, and tentatively chose one. He placed it on the table in front of him.
"I'm gonna play Booty on myself," he said. "It says the target of the card can draw two more cards. That's good, right?"
"Yeah it is, Dean," replied Sue-Ellen. "See? You've picked up the game already!"
"Thanks Sue," Dean replied bashfully, while he absent-mindedly adjusted his belt. He reached for the deck in the centre of the table and took two cards to bring his hand up to six.
"My turn now?" Shauna asked.
"Yup, sweetcheeks," Dean replied, with a wink.
Shauna gave her boyfriend the same disapproving smile she gave him whenever he used that nickname, then looked back to her hand.
"Hmmm, I dunno. I think I'll just take a card this turn," she said, taking a card from the deck and putting it in her hand.
"Fair enough," Sue-Ellen said. "Your turn, honey."
"Thank you dear, I know," Barney replied. Over the course of the evening, he'd consumed a lot of wine and now it was starting to take its toll on his judgement. Sue-Ellen had realised this and ignored his rudeness.
Holding his cards in one hand, and tapping the tops of them with his index finger, Barney looked lost in thought. Finally, he spoke...
"This card looks a lotta fun," he said, grinning wildly. He held one of his cards a few inches above his hand, but turned so that only he could see it. He looked like he was studying it. "I think I'll play it on... my dear wife!"
He placed the card face down on the table and slid it to Sue-Ellen.
She looked at the card and gasped, "Bustier!? You think my boobs aren't big enough??"
"If only," Barney replied with a smile.
"Steady on, Barn-" Dean started to say, but Sue-Ellen ignored him and kept talking.
"I can't believe you!! I'm a D-cup as it is, that's big enough for most sensible men... right, Dean?"
"Er, w-what? I g-guess." Dean stammered.
"Um.... Sue, what size did you say you were?" Shauna asked.
"I'm a 36D, Shauna," she snapped. "Why?"
"Er.... check again?" Shauna replied timidly.
Then everyone looked at Sue-Ellen's chest. Underneath the fabric of her blouse, her breasts moved. They pushed and rose up and fought against the confines of her bra. The cup rims of the bra began to press into her flesh, squeezing the life out of her rebellious bosom. Wincing in pain, Sue-Ellen hastily popped the bra clasp on her back. Her boobs pushed outwards, victorious. Then everyone saw that they were quite a bit bigger than before!
"W-what happened??" Dean was the first to find his words.
"This is how the game works," Sue-Ellen replied. "Thanks Barney, you jackass."
"Hey... I didn't know!" Barney protested. "The cards do things to us? Change us?"
"Yes."
"This is... fucked up!"
"Yeah, it is," Sue-Ellen replied, surprisingly calm. "Bustier lets me draw 1 card, which I do. Oh look! It's my turn again!"
"Wait!" Dean called out. "I played a card on myself, but it didn't do anything to me..."
"Stand up Dean, and turn around," Sue-Ellen replied.
Obediently, Dean rose form his chair and turned around to show everyone the effect the Booty card had had on his person. Sitting much more prominently than usual at the top of his thighs, his butt was now swollen beyond belief! Unfortunately for Dean, his jeans didn't allow for much extra room so squashed together and peeking out the top of his trousers was a very large, very hairy butt cleavage!
"Oh, my, God!" Dean cried out, groping his bloated backside for the first time.
Shauna gasped in fear, "I don't think I like this game! I don't think I want to play anymore."
"Don't quit Shauna," Sue-Ellen said quickly. "If you quit, you won't get rid of the card I just played on you!"
That's it you pathetic pawn, Naryanne thought gleefully. Trap them in the game with haste, then they'll do the rest themselves! I doubt I'll need to interfere anymore in this wish. Now to sit back and watch the fun!
Shauna looked at the card that Sue-Ellen just placed in front of her...
