N: Finally Home???

Irwin finally reached his house after witnessing many more flashes and strange things happening.He took a deep breath and opened the door of the small apartment, dreading how his girlfriend would react to his new look. "I'm home.."He called, tenatively. "Irwin! It's about time you got home! I have been worried sick about you! Now come and have some dinner, we are supposed to go to the Jones' costume party tonite and I don't want to be late again." Don't you notice anything...different about me, Loise?" His girlfriend looked at him appraisingly then a light dawned in her eyes. "Ohhh, You got a haircut! It really looks good on you, darling, now I wish you would sit down and eat." Without another word Irwin sat down and began to eat the food that was left on the table for him.Loise sat across from him, thumbing through the new issue of cosmo. "Oh, the stories that are in this magazine, Irwin! You would not believe them! I wish our sex life was more interesting."-flash- "but I would be afraid to do the things in this magazine. I guess I wish I were a bit more daring and willing to experiment"-flash-"but I don't think my sex drive is high enough. I was reading about masturbation in here. I wish I had the nerve to touch myself how they describe in here"-flash-Louise continued to ramble to Irwin, but while doing so her hands slowly began to move about her body, tweaking here, rubbing there. She began to make small moans in the middle of her sentences. " god, Irwin, I know I haven't let you touch me since your change, but I wish you would come over here right now and eat me out, I am SO horny!" Irwin immediately stood and walked to his girlfriend, kneeling between her legs, moving her panties to the side and licking mechanically. "I wish this were a ...What am I thinking? I'm NOT gay!! He thought to himself in misery. but this isn't very interesting at all!" Loise looked down at him in disgust. "God, you are awful at this, Irwin! I wish you would get as exited by my pussy as you do by dick!" Suddenly loise's pussy seemed much more interesting and Irwin attacked her with renewed vigor, lapping and biting at it as his own exitement grew. Suddenly they both exploded in orgasm, wailing loudly. As things tamed down Irwin realized he absolutely loved oral sex now, with either sex."God, Irwin, that was absolutely FANTASTIC!"Loise gushed with enthusiasm as she stood from her chair with a wicked gleam in her eye. She left the room momentarilly and returned naked brandishing a large strap on dildo. "I figure it is only fair to return the favor to you, Irwin, and now for some reason the thought of doing this is kind of a turn on. I don't know why, I never considered doing anything like this before, but tonite it sounds kind of...fun." As she spoke she was sliding the harness for the dildo slowly up her thighs to rest at her crotch. Irwin looked at her in horror at the thought of what she wanted to do. "Shouldn't we be getting ready for the party, Darling?" He asked, cautiously. Loise looked down at him with anger beginning to burn in her eyes. "Fuck the party, Irwin! I wish that you would just be my little nympho slut for once. I am so sick of everything getting in the way of our love life..." Irwin started to feel a burning in his loins, a sort of fever that permeated his entire being. He quickly unzipped the catsuit he was wearing and began fondling his breasts with his left hand while he plunged his right hand in and out of his suddenly soaking pussy. "Fuck me, Loise!" He began to moan. "Oh god, I need it so bad! Please come and fuck me!Loise looked at her husband, writhing on the floor, madly fingering her sopping pussy. She stepped closer to him and said...