Irwin's father, now in his twenties was shouting and dancing around when Irwin's mother came in to see what all the noise was about.
"Who are you," she asked her husband as he danced with his back to her? "Irwin, where is your father and is this a friend of yours?"
Then Irwin's father turned to face her and said, "It's me you old bat. You come screeching in here, making a lot of noise yourself. I wish you were that young, sexy, woman next door, then we'd have us some fun."
In a flash, where Irwin's mother had stood, now stood Madilyn, from next door.
"What am I doing here? Why am I not in my own appartment? Who are you? Irwin, who is this?"
Then, Irwin's father realized what he had done and said, "Well, really, I wish I was your lover."
Another flash and where he'd stood, now stood Shirley from 4 doors down the street.
"What are we doing here Madi?"
"I don't know but I want to go home."
"Let's go Hon. I want to get you alone."
