N:The dubious gift

Irwin sat in the park, idly staring at the slow creek running by at his feet. There was nothing very special about Irwin, he was average size, of average looks, had a boring job doing mundane middle management tasks at a boring corporation which manufactured what else, wallpaper paste. Even Irin's girlfriend was nothing exiting. She had dull, dishwater colored hair, a very average build and was completely contented following the same routine, day after day. "Even the sex is boring." Irwin lamented, to the creek. "If she were a flavor, she'd be water." He heard a light giggle, off to his right. Looking over Irwin saw the most interesting girl he had ever seen. She had long, flowing blue hair, pale blue skin which rippled constantly like the creek she was emerging from, and absolutely tremendously sized breasts. The girl slowly approached him, still smiling." Hello, Irwin," She said, in a voice as musical as water bubbling over rocks. "Please don't be afraid, I'm here to help you!I couldn't help but hear your thoughts while I was resting underwater so I have come to give you a gift! Kiss me if you want to receive it." Irwin looked at the girl, confused. "Excuse me, Ma'am, but who, or should I say, what, are you?" "My name is Naryanne, and I am a water nymph. I have the power to give you an amazing gift, but you must kiss me to get it!" She said, teasingly. "What kind of gift?" Oh, I can't tell you that! You wanted your life to be interesting, didn't you? Well kiss me and I promise it will become so!" Irwin pondered for a moment, made up his mind and moved over to the girl intent on finally doing something intersting in his life. As he got closer to her she puckered her lips and pulled him into the most amazing kiss he had ever recieved. It was almost as if he were drowning in her lips. As he kissed her he could feel magical energy flowing through every molecule in his body. He gegan to black out from the sheer pleasure of the sensation. As his vision swam and he sank into darkness, slumping toward the ground he could have sworn he heard an evil laugh. "Have a good time withyour new Life, Irwin!" Naryanne laughed as she looked at the still form laying on the ground and then vanished into the air. Hours later Irwin awoke, alone by the creek once again, but feeling strange. "What happened?" he wondered to himself. Suddenly feeling incredibly thirsty he crawled to the edge of the stream and caught a glimpse of his reflection in the water....