Jerry was nearly asleep, his couch wrapped around him like a second womb. Of course, then the phone rang. Groaning, he reached out and picked it up.
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this Mr. Franklin?"
"Yes."
"My name is Marcia, and I'm calling from AT&T; to offer you an opportunity to switch to our calling plan. If you switch now, you'll receive 5 cents a minute all the time, except in the evenings, when you'll get 6 cents a minute, unless you call someone whoo-whhhoo-aaah is a member of your calling circle. On weekends, you'll get hoo-hhooaah 4 cents a minute. The monthly fee...heehoohoo is only 5 dollars a month. Are you.... oh my god! What's nyahaHAHOOhooho happening.. to me? what? my feet, like hands.... this fur hoo hoo HAA haaa!"
click.
Jerry rolled hung up the phone, rolled over, and went back to sleep.
