"Wowwies, sounds like Mayor Hardon is, like, really helping out cosmetically gifted ladies everywhere!" Trixie said, obviously reading the 'cosmetically gifted' line from a cue card, and even managing to mispronounce 'cosmetically'. "Everybody put 'em together for Mayor Hardon!" she declared, before grabbing her breasts and pushing them together repeatedly.
Once Trixie was done giggling over her breast clapping, the crew managed to get her back on track. "Alright. So, like, next up, we got an report on the state of, y'know, jails and stuff!"
"And after that, we'll get you, like, all caught up with on sports and weather and stuff with Krissy and Sherri!" Kitty put in, bouncing up and down.
"And you should, you know, totally remember: you're watching WBAB- the Babe Channel!" Trixie said excitedly.