"In the interests of, like, team unity, ratings, and stuff," Lilith began, "I have decided that there will be a change in the uniforms for the TV interview. All staff members will be dressed the same as I am now, and all players can only, like, wear two pieces of the uniform. You can choose, like, whichever two items you want, but one of them has to be your boots. I'd also like to add that this decision has, like, nothing to do with the fact that the only pair of panties I have with me today are, like, soaked and gross and stuff."
All of the male minds in the room were shocked by the announcement, with the possible exception of Leonard's, which was still reeling from its first (and second, and third, and...) female orgasm, and from discovering a few creative uses for a bat. All of the female bodies in the room, having been properly adjusted by Narayanne, could only give a few fake protests of modesty before they began stripping off various garments. Soon there was a small pile of discarded bras, thongs, and skirts on the floor. The mixed group of topless and bottomless young ladies shared a quick giggle amongst themselves at their naughtiness before they all began to strut out the locker room door for their interview. Narayanne watched them go, pleased with her handiwork. "Now," she thought to herself, "time to make sure that those broadcast techs really are absent minded. It would be a shame for such sexy bodies to be hidden. Everyone must share in their beauty."
