In San Francisco:
"Consarned it! Whut in tarnation happened to me?" Mary Jo said, scratching her scraggly beard. "Ah cain't stop talking like this, neither."
"Of course not, silly." laughed Jenny, her team mate. "You know your contract says you have to dress and act like a '49er all the time."
"Oh... dad blame it, that's right. Ah fergot." Mary Jo said. Somehow it didn't seem right that she was male, though.
Narayanne laughed gleefully but still couldn't figure out what to do with Cleveland. What kind of team was named the "Browns" anyway?