TGS:Cut to the Chase

Well, I was gonna tell you all about what happned to me after the Great Shift put me into the body of Maria Collins, a 23 year old cheerleader.
But, I can see that you're bored and not really paying attention so I'll get right to the end.
You see, the Shift had taken me out of the body of the leader of MDOM, but into that body had shifted someone even more radical than I'd been in his distrust of women. He was also, I have to admit, more intelligent than I and dealt with the Shift much better as well.
Within a couple of months, he was appearing on television, blaming some big women's conspiracy for the Shift. It certainly didn't help that the President had initially been a leading feminist before the Shift, and that the majority of government officials affected were male bodies with the personalities of women.
Suffice it to say there were enough conspiracy nuts and people just unable to cope with what had happened to give him some credence, and some of these people had access to some very advanced technology. I don't know all the details because I was trying to cope with my new life. It was rough, but one thing I came to realize was that my old beliefs were wrong. There was nothing wrong with women, and over time I began to enjoy being one, having resigned myself to never becoming a man again. Heck, I even went out on a couple of dates.
Then one day I turned on the TV after work, eager to catch the new Oprah (wouldn't you know she hadn't shifted). However, there was a special report. There was my old body on TV, ranting an raving about the roles of men and women and all the sins women had created. I wanted to turn him off - I no longer felt that way, but he was strangly compelling and I soon found myself raptly watching TV. At the time I had no way of knowing that there were thousands of not millions of others doing the same all around me.
I must have spent two hours in front of the TV, soaking in all that he said and, after a time, believeing it even more fervently than I used to. MDOM had gotten access to some subliminal mind control crap, and boy did it work. By the time he said I could turn the TV off, I was firmly convinced of the inferiority of women, the superiority of men, and how much better life would be if women just let men run things and focused their lives on being pretty, doing what they were told, and generally pleasing men however they could. And of course, being a woman myself, this definitely changed my outlook on my own goals and desires.
So you see, that's why I'm here at Gazongas, the greatest Men's club in the country. MDOM runs it, of course, and us girls are more than happy to serve men like yourself however we can.
Oh, of course I know what happened to me, MDOM wants it that way. But every day the girls and I sit in front of the TV for some reinforcemnt of our beliefs, and every day we come out and fulfill our role. and right now, I'd really like to serve you.
Save me, why would I want you to save me? I'm very happy where I am.
You know, if you don't stop talking like that I'm going to have to call security. Hey, what's that shiny thing you have there. It's so, pretty. A pretty little, shiny . . .