TGS:Daddy's Little Princess

as confusion crept in john found it hard to cry and his new "mummy" put him down, "okay" he thought, "just go though the facts, one, im small, so i must be younger or a miget, two, that woman said she was said she was my mummy which means either i am younger, or this midget is in one freaky relationship, three i guess im a girl since my cry was so high pitched" john then had the sense to check what he was wearing "okay i AM a girl, either that or i have some very modern parents". john whent over to a mirrored sculpture which he guessed the artist was trying to say something about mirrors being reflective and checked his image. first of all he was a girl between the ages of 5 and 8, the fact that he hadnt gone though puberty and that he could feel there was nothing where his... u know should be. he had blond neck long hair, and looked like the kids that you see on tv who are there just for the cute factor, he was wearing a white, princess dress and a fake tiara (he checked, i guess they dont make tiaras out of fabric) it was the sort of thing that was becoming popular last time he was in england, out of his back sprouted two fairy wings on on the ground was a fairy wand which he guessed was his, he picked it up and started at blankly in a stare only adults have. he turned around as a voice shouted "whos daddys little princess" and he could only think "oh crap HES my father?"