see the man walking down the busy, LA street? thats Johnathan Ade, english director, writer and actor, an icon of cinema some say, others say hes a stuck up faggot, but he was just a crossdresser, right now hes trying to ignore some extreme homophobes on a way to a meet to explain why his latest movie isnt anti sematic, and on the phone being sued by a man who says that strobe lighting in one of his movies ruined his lovelife... life was a tad too much.
suddenly an odd wind appeared like a movie which blew his trademark (fashion police hounded him for his "odd habits") long red hair into his eyes and a bright white englufed him...
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...suddenly john knew the pleasures of baldness as he became Dr Smith, he looked around the lab as he saw what he assumed to be his other workmates running around in panic, Dr smith was hurredly raming the controls, Dr Smith was crying under the table, Dr smith, pounded at the door pleading to be realesed and Dr Haaj (the new guy) stood in awe as the alien object pulsated in the centre of the room which looked like a secret goverment labartory (John knew, he had done a couple of movies involving secret goverment labratores) john wondered why he wasnt joining in with this mass panic when he realised that he was pinned to the wall by a random hunk of metal. John whispered "what the fuck" as he felt the life being drawn away from him when the bright light engulfed him again....
