"You could have just made it so that our wishes are reversible, you nyo." Sarah stated sharply, her cutting tone somewhat undermined by her pronunciation.
"Shutup." Karyn hissed.
"Oh! Or you could have made it so that nyo one could wish on the stone without our permission."
"I said shutup." Karyn groaned.
"I thought you'd at least give us meow time to think about the wishes... To like, make the wishes safer or whatever."
"Well, I didn't. I was a bit distracted in case you didn't nyotice." Karyn sighed.
Or just made that doofus smyarter."
"I said shutup, and he's not a doofus."
"He's kind of a doofus Karyn."
"He's my friend, and he's actually very smart, thank you very meowch."
"And a doofus." Sarah concluded, and crossed her arms. "And you are too."
Karyn buried her face in her... paws... Her ridiculous fuzzy pink... paws. They were as puffy and unwieldy as gloves from a mascot costume. Three fingers and one thumb on each hand, and a tiny little useless claw at the end of each digit. Her feet were nearly identical, and she also sported perky pink ears, and a restless swaying tail. Sarah, by contrast, was cotton candy blue. At least their torsos and faces were still human... if cartoonishly feline. Fangs, Whiskers, vertical slits in their bubblegum pink and blue eyes. They had makeup to match. "Ughhh." Karyn lamented. "I didn't think anya-one would be in the schools club room during homeroom, I just wanted to temporarily get the stone away from Jon in a way that would satisfy the wish. He cyan still get it back!"
"Yeah, Nyo." Sarah snapped. "The stone's going to be myine, or maybe one of my cheer girls or Biff"
"Are you insanya? If you think Jon is bad, what the hell do you think Biff would do to us?"
"O-OK!" A nearly manic voice announced itself and a gangly boy wearing thick coke bottle glasses produced a dvd box. "I-if you're going to grant my wishes, you'll need to... Uhh... Understand what I like." His face was a mix of eager, awkward, and utterly horny.
"Oh gawd." Sarah sighed. "He's going to make us watch animye. Just when I thought things couldn't get worse."
"Hey!" the kid hissed. "Just a few minutes ago you were all 'Yes master, nya nya nya'." The boy curled his fists into faux catpaws and brought them under his chin as he said it.
Sarah laughed.
The boy scowled. "I wish you would show me your tits."
"Gr-... " Sarah bit her tongue even as her pussy quivered, and her lips trembled. "Why... Gra~" She cut it off again. "You little... GRAAA~~" She tried on last time to hold it back. "PERVERT~~~~ GRANTED!" Sarah wailed in melodic delight, a cry of ecstasy pierced the walls, and could be heard many rooms over.
Sarah lifted her shirt, letting her braless boobs drop. Something seemed to come over her when she granted wishes. She did something with her face, and her hands. She didn't know what she looked like, but she knew what Karyn had looked like last wish.
"Prepare for Trouble~" Sarah had purred.
"And Make it Double~" Karyn coo'ed
"Myaster of the Stone~" They both mewled jovially as they posed back to back. They curled their paws beneath their chin. Shining star symbols had fired out of the corner of their eyes for just a flash as they winked. Not sparks. Not actual stars. The star symbol. Five points. Yellow. 2 Dimensional. Like a friggan emoji.
"We're the goddesses of the Stone, esteemed myaster~" Sarah continued, as she prowled closer to the bewildered teen.
Karyn slinked in front of Sarah and continued. "Your slaves. Your concubine... Your... Harem..." She mewled the last few words seductively.
"Anything you could possibly Wa-"
"What does concubine mean anyway?" The kid interrupted them. Their new master speaking seemed to break the spell, and they both stood upright.
"Really kid? It myeans we're like your sex slaves or something." Sarah stated flatly, while she assessed the damage, and glared at the toe beans of her paws with disgust.
"No." Karyn snapped. "It means we cohabitate without being married."
"Yeah for sex." Sarah retorted.
"Don't give him any ideas!" Karyn flailed an arm around, gesturing at the boy.
"Awww... Is somebody shyyyy~" Sarah tittered.
"I wish you would show me your tits." The boy said flatly.
Sarah glared at him with fury, as the sensation welled up within her.
Yeah, so that was happening again. Eyes crossed, fingers... toes... paw fingers... whatever they were, making a peace sign. Her fricken Iris's became heart shaped, and her tongue was stuck waaay out. At least she kept more control than Karyn...
"I wish my hentai collection were here!" The kid declared.
"My perverted body is moving on its own!" Karyn had cried with surprisingly clear enunciation given the circumstances.
Sarah pulled her shirt back down, and bristled quite literally. The hair on her tail, ears, and head all stood on end. "I told you kid, you don't have to wish for that. I'll show you meow boobs if that'll make you calm down. We have to do what you say anyway."
"So, I guess you're the Kamidere one?" The kid asked.
Sarah looked at Karyn in confusion. Karyn sighed, and shrugged. "It's a stupid archetype thing. It's basically a girl with a god complex."
"Byitch, you know it." Sarah preened.
The kid pumped his fist. "I knew it, so you must be... BAKADERE!" He declared.
"What?!" Karyn balked. "Did you not just see me answering questions, and giving proper definitions? I'm like Hiyakasudere or Smart-dere, or would be if filthy weebs actually had a term for the smart love interest."
"I wish you were bakadere."
"Whaaa?!" Karyn screamed
Sarah snickered.
"Guh..." Karyn held it in. She would absolutely not grant such an absurd, and demeaning wish. "MMMmmmm" She held her mouth tightly closed even as her tongue tried to form the word. She could feel the power swirl inside her. The desire, the arousal... She opened her mouth. "Grah.. ah...ahhh...nnnnnn" She chomped her mouth closed again.
The kid watched expectantly.
Sarah watched with a fascinated, almost impressed, expression.
"Teeee... te... te... te..." Karyn tutted the next letter of The word.
The kid started to giggle.
Her eyes started to flicker back and forth between her cat eyes, and her heart eyes with an electro-static like pulse. Still she kept her mouth shut.
She trembled where she stood, practically vibrating. No sound escaped her lips.
Her hair and tail stood out and... And... AND....
"NYAAaaaghhghghghghghh" She cried out. "G-g-granted MASTER ~<3" She fell backwards and orgasmed, moaning, and whining, and singing. Through the thoughtless throes of climax she cried out, "My Pussy is erasing my mind~~~"
Sarah watched, arms crossed, and glanced at the boy. "My pussy is erasing my... What? You've got to stop watching hentai kid." She sighed.
Karyn didn't seem to slow, for every second she'd held the wish back, she was subjected to another 5 of unrelenting mind wiping bliss. She moaned like the last squeak of air from a balloon, and was still on the floor.
Edited it for typos. I hope the comedy came through. lol. I intended this to be much more lighthearted and satirical.
