Matt was amazed when he regained consciousness. He'd thought that was it. The End.
But something was wrong nontheless. Something was squeezing him, he was wet, in a tight space, it was kind of slimy. Maybe this was hell after all!
Then daylight! It hurt his eyes, took a moment to focus, then he was looking up at a woman. She had his head in her hands.
"I don't know what's going on! But this baby is coming out regardless! Push!"
Matt looked up at her in confusion, trying to speak, but it was hard to work out how to move his mouth - it didn't feel right and his face was still covered in slimy stuff.
The squeezing continued and eventually he was able to slide out of the slick unpleasant container he seemed to have been trapped in. To his relief, he found he could move.
Confusion grew however, when it seemed the woman was able to pick him up bodily and move him over to a small bed. Something wasn't right here.
"Congratulations!" she said, "It's a girl."
