Eric quickly found some water to douse his "new mother" with to bring her out of her faint.
" Oh My! You can't be Suzy! Give me back my 16 year old daughter! " Mom screamed as she started shaking this stranger.
" But I am! I was over at Sharon's then all of the sudden, I'm sitting in a car just down the street.... help me Mom. I can't be here.... " she drops his voice to a whisper.." this body has a penis! I don't want one of those!"
"But I do..." came a lilting voice from the doorway. There stood the strangest sight, for it was a cute blond 13 year old girl, all dressed up in a pink party dress and patten leather shoes, smoking a cigar.
" In case anyone is interested.... I'm Greig , and I think we are all in big trouble!"
