"Uh ... I've gotta go," I said, not answering Ross' question.
As I ran out of the cafeteria, I heard Ross call out after me. "Hey, man! Where are you going?!"
Ignoring him, I ran as fast as I could to the nearest restroom. Once inside, I took a look at myself in the mirror, reaffirming to myself that I did indeed have Brian Sparrow's body. It was so strange to be so tanned and muscular. As a geek, I was nothing of the sort.
As I looked at my reflection, though, I came to realize that I wasn't alone in the restroom. Just ten feet to my right was ...