"Who's there?" Mark/Christina asked.
Jack sighed, "It's me...Jack."
Mark and Jill burst out laughing.
"Hey!" Jack yelled, "Did you, like, see last month's Entertainment Weekly and what you were wearing Mark?"
Jack was shocked. He really sounded like Britney Spears. "Like, oh, my, God..." he thought. The next thing he felt was something hitting his head. It wasn't long before he and Mark were having a cat fight over that Entertainment Weekly comment.
