Jayden-Jaxson cut out of school after lunch and walked home. His first surprise was the front door and accompanying doorway being a foot and a half taller than he remembered. Unlocking the door and walking in, he found a package on the couch addressed to him from a petroleum and pharmacology company upstate. Opening it there was another slightly smaller box inside labeled: "Count: 31 Custom Sized Extra Hold Night Time Cranial Condoms". Jayden dropped to his knees in despair before remembering his facial testicles which banged heavily into the coffee table. If he were in less pain it would have come out as a scream, as it was a wailing groan escaped his throat as his hands automatically rubbed his balls to try and ease the agony.
After taking fifteen or twenty minutes to recover Jayden decided to go upstairs to his room and have a lie down. He noticed that everything seemed to be built with more head room in mind. Reaching the third floor he found that his mother's home office was taking the place of his old room which was basically half of the third floor. Backtracking he found his room on the second floor at the back of the house with a very large window overlooking the backyard. Where once had been a in ground swimming pool now was just a solid wave of grass extending to the property line. Except.... he scrunched his eyes trying to see in the harsh noon sun, the grass appeared to be stained white over huge swathes of it. Almost like his bedroom window was the narrow end of a funnel arcing out over the backyard... "Son of a bitch!" Jayden-Jaxson swore. An unusually arranged recliner sat with its back to the window so he could recline pointing the top of his head out over the backyard when he was... "relaxing". He looked down at the box of enormous condoms in his hands. "Oh, God, these are for sleeping in. If I have a wet dream I could flood the upstairs."
Checking his phone for his weekend schedule, he found the only people saved in his phone were family and various doctors. Instead of going to a concert with his friends this weekend he now had an appointment booked out of state with a specialist. Instead of renting out a club for his birthday like they'd planned there was a shopping list for groceries for a party at home. Pictures of his various sexual conquests in High School were replaced with... "Oh my, that is shockingly hardcore to keep on my phone." he thought and he starting getting... tingly and hard. Jayden popped open the window and flopped into his recliner.
Half an hour later Jayden-Jaxson admitted there was at least one benefit to being a giant penis. Now to find a beach towel and clean up.
