"You wouldn't," Jon said. "Especially since you think Sarah's way too old. You're only attracted to young girls. The younger, the better."
"You're right. Young girls are hot."
"Like that one over there?" Jon asked, pointing to a girl who was young enough to be in preschool.
It was strange, but Jon could see a bulge growing in Biff's pants. He was actually turned on by the girl.
"You want to ask her out on a date."
"Yeah, I do." Biff let go of Jon, dropping him to the floor. Then he ran over to the elderly woman.
"Hey! Where are you going?" Sarah asked. "Aren't you gonna finish him off?"
But Biff was ignoring her. He had other things on his mind.
