At first, Jon nearly panicked as he couldn't figure out where to go. Then, he heard the hum of many voices from not too far away. Jon walked towards the sound, and found a large group of people milling about among a huge expanse of animal hide tents. Still dazed at the effects of his wish, Jon walked through the "town", looking for his family. A number of the people greeted Jon as he passed with shouts, shrieks, and grunts. Jon couldn't believe what he saw.
Many of the adults and all of the children were completely naked and seemed unashamed of it. The handful of people who were clothed wore nothing but loincloths. Jon saw several people gnawing on raw meat off of a bone. Men and women alike urinated or had bowel movements wherever they wanted. Jon saw several men and women having sex right out in front of people. Nobody seemed to think it odd.
"Jon!" a female voice yelled. Surprised to hear a human voice speak an actual word, Jon turned to see a completely naked Karyn and Sarah McMillian dressed in nothing but a loincloth walking quickly towards him. Both were smiling.
"Hi, Karyn, hi Sar..." Jon began, but was surprised when Sarah, who had been slightly ahead, embraced him and kissed him deeply. Surprised, Jon turned to Karyn, who did the same.
Still speechless, Jon could do nothing but follow along when Karyn sidled beside him and began propelling him in the direction she and Sarah had come. Sarah beckoned and said, "Jon come. Eat food. Food good. Food Jon-magicked. Eat now. Then good sex." With that, Sarah turned and walked ahead of Jon and Karyn. Sarah led them to the center of town, where Jon saw the largest tent in the village. Sarah turned to Jon and grinned and said, "Home good."
Wondering why his home was the largest, Jon walked inside. As shocked as he already was, he was even more surprised by what waited inside.
