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3. Everyone Else is REALLY Dumb

2. Jon's Intelligence

1. You Are What You Wish

Everyone Else is REALLY Dumb

on 2008-04-27 06:03:01

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Holding the stone, Jon said "I wish I was a genius." The stone glowed, indicating that the wish had been granted, but Jon really didn't feel any smarter. He thought that knowledge and ideas would fill up in his mind, but none of that happened. At first he thought that the stone didn't grant his wish, but it did glow, so that meant this his wish was granted.

Jon decided to leave his room to see if he could tell anything was different outside. As soon as he left, he immediately realized his wish had done something: Jon's door and the bathroom he had shared with both of his siblings were now the only doors on the second story! In addition to that, Jon couldn't see any sharp corners outside of his room.

When Jon got to the stairs, he saw another surprise: there was another door at the bottom of the stairs. "This is so wierd," Jon thought as he opened the door and entered the main floor.

Things didn't get any less wierd. Everything on the main floor was cushioned in carpet, including the walls. Curves were everywhere, with no corners whatsoever. The kitchen now had a door with a doorknob, and aside from the doors to the outside it was now the only one on the main floor. What really surprised Jon, however, was his family. Mikey was dressed in nothing but a diaper and was playing with soft colorful blocks in a child-sized playpen. Zoe was also wearing a diaper along with a black full-body pajama like toddlers wear. Zoe was crawling on the floor pushing a black ball around and giggling happily. Jon's parents, Mark and Linda were standing and playing catch with a bouncy ball. However, they were both also wearing diapers. Jon's dad had a pair of shorts on over the diapers and nothing else. Linda wore a skirt and shirt with no bra; but the shirt, which was obviously designed to show a little bit of cleavage, was on backwards. Jon also noticed that both his dad's shorts and his mom's skirt were elastic: no buttons or zipper.

Just then, Mark noticed Jon. "Jon!" he shouted happily, "play with us! This is Mommy and Daddy's favoritest game!"




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