"You're my bisexual girlfriend," Jon blurted out, thinking it would do something. But instead, nothing happened. It only confused his attacker.
"I'm no one's girlfriend, you sick son of a bitch," he said, about to hit Jon. But he paused when he saw his daughter Sarah sitting on her bed, completely naked, along with two other completely naked girls. The three girls, as well as his wife, stared at him in shock. "What kind of sick sex fantasy is going on here? Did you drug my family?" He grabbed Jon and shook him. "Tell me, you son of a bitch!"
"Let go of him!" Susan yelled out, trying to pull her husband off of Jon.
Jon was confused. Reality obviously changed every time he made someone his girlfriend, so how come Mr. McMillan didn't know about Jon's little "love affair"? And how come his girlfriend phrase didn't work on him? It should have. But then as Jon thought about it a little longer, he realized that he wished that only females would be affected. Since Mr. McMillan wasn't female, it didn't work on him.
This girlfriend fantasy wasn't quite turning out the way he wanted.
