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1. You Are What You Wish

Jon's Girlfriends

avatar on 2008-02-24 15:45:54

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While sitting in his bedroom, Jon realized just how much power he held in his hand. He could change reality so that he was super-rich or super-popular or super-sexy or maybe he could even live forever! He could make any girl his girlfriend ...

"That's it!" Jon exclaimed. He could do it. He could make any girl his girlfriend. But he wouldn't want it to be permanent, as the stone would make it, since wishes couldn't be reversed. He'd have to wish for a phrase or something to change reality and then another phrase to change it back.

Holding the stone, Jon said "I wish that when I speak the words 'You're my bisexual girlfriend' to a female, reality will change so that the statement is true." Then he made another wish. "I wish that when I speak the words 'You're not my bisexual girlfriend' to one of my girlfriends, reality will change so that the statement is true." Jon decided that was good, but not good enough. Since he designed it so that his girlfriends would be bisexual, that would imply that he was meaning to have more than one girlfriend at a time. So, he made another wish. "I wish that when I have more than one girlfriend, all of my girlfriends will love each other as much as they love me. And I wish that all of my girlfriends deeply love and lust for me," Jon added.

Jon smiled. Who should he make his first girlfriend?




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