Zoe sat in front of the television and hated her life. It was a common activity for her, hating her life that is, since the freak accident on the family outing had changed herself and her brother, now sister, Mikey to their current states. Life, she had decided, sucked. It was bad enough to have such embarrassing parents, the most famous porn stars in the country, but dealing with her 'condition' made it 100 times worse. At least she had her cool brother Jon who always seemed to take care of the family.
She clicked through the channels. Television made her zone out, which was good and bad. Good because she needed something to take her mind off of things, but bad because she usually ended up watching as a four-year-old girl in a pink dress. The concentration that she had to maintain to keep her appearance steady was not easy while in front of the boob tube.
She had grown so used to concentrating, though, that usually she didn't even think about it. It was just something she did. It was only certain activities that were her downfall. Television was one, although there were others. She found she couldn't get into her music the same way as she used to, and studying was tough as well. She was pretty sure that she'd never be able to get drunk.
There were some good parts to this curse, although she would never admit it. Once, about a year ago, she wanted to see how the other half live. She had allowed herself to transform into Sarah McMillan, the most popular girl at her and Jon's school. She would never admit it (or even admit that she had done it), but she enjoyed letting Biff, the big broad shouldered jock take her on a date and feel her up. She had even enjoyed the feeling of power as she gave him a hand-job in the theatre while watching a movie, causing him to cream in his pants.
The times where she really let herself go, though, were few and far between. Right now Zoe hated her life. She turned her hair extra black, just for effect, a trick she did when her mood got extra sour. Earlier she had seen Mikey head out with his slut girlfriends, and she was pretty sure that her mom and dad were going to start making out soon. She had to get out of there.
She clicked off the television, shaking off the desire for distraction, and decided to...