But her transformation wasn't done. When she giggled again, Andy watched as her hair changed from brown to blond. And after another giggle, he watched as her breasts got bigger. First one cup size, then another, then another. When the transformation was done, the woman standing near him looked almost completely different. She looked like the stereotypical bimbo (blond hair, big breasts, curvaceous body) wearing a police uniform (a real one, not the stripper kind). Apparently, her clothes didn't change to fit her new body, because her shirt was being stretched to its limit. But that only made her look that much more desirable.
Office Chase giggled again.
Why was she always giggling? Was that part of the transformation? It was certainly part of the stereotype. That and using the phrase "as if" and the word "like" way too many times.
"Uh ... can I go now?" Andy asked her, hoping that in her current state-of-mind, she might let him off the hook.
She giggled again. "Like, okay," she said, with a vacant smile.
The moment she said it, he put the car in drive and floored it. He wanted to put this incident as far behind him as possible ... and he wanted to get to work on time.
