Mike looked down at the note and felt like trying out evil villain laugh #17
You know "Bwu ha ha ha", or was that #7.
Then he just realised something he forgot.
"I wish that I would swap swap genitals with the next person of the opposite gender I see," Mikey read, "The genitals will age as if they were on it's original body, and I and the person I swap with develop as if we had our original genitals"
He could read the notes himself.
"I also wish that I and the person I swap with will get an urge to sex with each other"
To make matters worse a voice called out.
"Hello..."