"I wish that my mom was my best friend in addition to being my mom. She would have the mentality of a teenage boy and have similar interests. She would be comfortably bisexual and sexually open enough to have sex with me. She would also enjoy nudity and flirting with members of both sexes. Despite this, she would still perform as well at her job as she did before the wish. Finally, she would approve of anything I do, so long as I am not hurting myself or others." The stone flashed.
There was a knock at the door. "Hey, Jonny-boy," said his mom. He had just enough time to hide the rock before she came in. And she was butt-naked when she did. "Here's your magazine back, dude," she said. "Man, some of those girls have such nice racks. You up for some time in the sack? You know how horny I get after a long day at the office."
Jon stared at his mom's naked body, wondering if he should take her up on her offer. He may have wished for this, but to have it granted this suddenly was unexptected.
