"I wish," Jon said, "that Mom would be a slutty, bisexual woman. She would approve of my porn collection, have one of her own and encourage our porn habits. In addition, she would have incestuous relations with me and my siblings, whore herself out to our friends when we bring them over and be completely comfortable going around in the nude. Finally, Dad would know all about this as well and approve of what Mom does." The stone flashed.
There was a knock at the door. It was his mom. She had stripped naked and was holding his magazine in her hands. "I'm sorry," she said. "I have no idea what came over me before. Here's your magazine back. I'm going to take a bath now. Would you like to join me and get a blow job afterwards?"
"Sure thing, Mom," said Jon and began taking his clothes off.
