Jon wanted to get out of trouble with his mom for the porn, but as he thought about it, he realized that he could get her to lighten up on him on a lot of other things, too. In fact, he could make her a friend who wanted to do those things too. Thinking about it, Jon carefully reworded his wish. "I wish that my mom would act like she is a teenaged bisexual guy in an adult woman's body. I wish that her hobbies and tastes will be similar to my own. I wish that she will still be in love with my dad, but will be enthusiastic about exploring other sexual encounters in both directions. I wish that although she won't feel very comfortable in feminine clothing, she will like the way she looks in feminine clothing just like a guy would, so she will sometimes dress sexy and other times dress like a guy, depending on her mood. I wish that she would think of my as her best friend. Finally, I wish that she is capable of acting like an adult woman when she needs to, but doesn't like it, so she normally doesn't." The stone flashed, and Jon heard his mother walking back to his room. The door opened, and Jon quickly stashed the stone.
Linda walked in and flopped ungracefully next to Jon on his bed. She opened the magazine to Jon's favorite picture and said, "Dude, I was just looking at this mag. Check out the rack on this hottie!"
